It's my birthday today. I'm turning 31 and you, Mr. virus, its your 7th year celebration living in my body, I suppose. I realized today that i need for me and you to be civil to each other. You see, my babies are very young I need to be there for them. I need to see them grow up. I must be alive and for a very long time. You need to behave yourself, dont throw me any nasty surprises.
Do not forget i will always be ready to fight if you dont keep your end of the deal.
Yours sincerely, your landlord